No, Red Lobster is not a high-end restaurant that serves gourment meals, but they sell the best array of seafood at a cheaper price. Black people love crab legs, and this is the most popular place to get them. Let’s not forget about their strawberry lemonade to go with it. This restaurant has it all, cheap seafood and the best cold beverage since Red Kool-Aid. Don’t be surprised if you see groups of black people holding birthday parties, graduations, or wedding receptions at Red Lobster it is an everyday occurrence. While the noise is nothing less than it would be at a day at Chucky Cheese, excuse the parade of balloons as well.
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July 2, 2008 at 1:29 pm
Robin
Funny stuff. Grandma loves Red Lobster. Last time we took her it was families of HS grads, birthdays and lots of brown babies. In college, Red Lobster was the only “fancy” restaurant we could afford. I would still associate it with being a poor college student if it were not for Grandma’s frequent cravings for all you can eat shrimp